Food can make people very passionate and moving; the word “hungry” came out for a reason. And sometimes that can have devastating consequences, which can change lives. Nowhere is there more evidence of this than on Reddit. The endless threads of the social media platform, specifically on the FATHER (AmItheAsshole) page, show a variety of ways that food and drink can break all kinds of relationships, whether it’s denying someone a meal, lying about taste, or feeding a human being. dear snack to a dog.
Because they are anonymous publications on the Internet, we cannot say with 100% certainty which of these scenarios are true. But whether or not this is true, these can serve as a valuable narrative about the ill-conceived consequences of culinary events. Here are 10 hilarious Reddit stories about food that has ruined relationships.
The girlfriend who buried the beans
The girlfriend who buried the beans
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When the pandemic started, people panicked around their food, and this Reddit poster (30M) is no exception. According to his publication, he bought 45 cans of beans for the first time when the lockout was in 2020, just in case. Then one day he went to make some peppers and saw that the beans were gone. He buried his girlfriend (30F) in the woods and didn’t tell her where they were.
I asked him to explain and he told me that he was afraid that “if things go wrong” we would have to worry about “theft or whatever” and that he might be in danger of stealing beans. I told him this seemed completely ridiculous and exhausting. He was angry with me and said he was “protecting our beans”.
He continues to say that his girlfriend will not share the location, “because he will never endanger my beans,” he continues to ponder whether or not the original poster should break with him. Considering that it was the start of a very long blockade, we don’t have high hopes for these two to continue together.
Expensive family vacation meals
Expensive family vacation meals
Being significant on other family vacations can be a tough position to jump from, but when family vacations are very expensive, where you have to pay your costs, it can be completely traumatic. The poster (29M) (30F), who earns three times more than his girlfriend in this situation, asks us whether to invite him abroad for an expensive holiday, full of expensive outings and meals, without him or her rich. This may interest you : Choice of food and home offers Run Derby X. the family covers his bill.
He goes on to say that he also did some extra work before his girlfriend left to save money, but continued to cut back on the trip:
When we got home I asked him why he didn’t skip several outings and only made 2 meals a day. I mentioned to him how I heard his belly how I heard it one night from having an eating disorder. He rolled his eyes and said that 3 meals a day were not fiscally feasible for him and he decided not to make the outing either (he made 3 out of 6 outings). He said he didn’t expect everything to cost so much and was overwhelmed.
After all, the internet gave the verdict: ass. We hope this girl can get out while she can.
Gummy bear deceit
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What would you do if you found out that your spouse has been keeping a secret from you for 13 years? This story of the marital conflict comes from Reddit’s TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) page, another gold mine for viral ailments. The original poster says that although his wife hates lime-flavored sweets, he loves OPs and the couple has developed a routine that involves giving them green parts.
What he doesn’t know is that the green gummy bears in Haribo are really strawberries.
Shortly after getting married, for one reason or another, I looked at the back of the Haribo gummies package and found this one.
So I’ve been saying nothing for 13 years. Every time we take gummies, it gives me orange and green (strawberry). I never said a word. I’ve been enjoying eating my little lies.
One night, the wife found out the truth and now eats her spouse’s favorite flavors, in contempt. If you ask me for just punishment for treason.
Wedding cake allergy reveals the true villains
Wedding cake allergy reveals the true villains
When cooking becomes a state of living or dying of food, that’s when you have a real problem. The poster for this enigma (M18) was trying to save the peanuts from having a deadly allergic reaction, and the poor soul is wondering if his grandfather’s wedding cake is the ass of not eating it.
There was something on the cake that looked like peanuts. He writes:
I didn’t want to risk it so I refused to eat. My grandmother was angry. He said that because I hate him I am a fool trying to ruin my grandfather’s marriage.
My mother seemed to agree, my two aunts also agreed and she told me I had to eat to make my godfather happy. I didn’t do it.
My mother told me that at the end I had to eat a portion, wait and if I got into anaphylactic shock they would take me to the hospital and everything would be fine (No, I don’t have an EpiPen). he’s right, I didn’t really know.
Forcing a family member into anaphylactic shock as a result of a stupid cake? Yes, that will burn some bridges. And the poster, sure you’re not ass.
Grandma’s secret fast food runs
Grandma’s secret fast food runs
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Fast food can be a moving issue, as this incident involving a mother of three children (a 6-year-old twin and a 4-year-old child) proves that her children and grandmother, her mother, were interrupted by unsupervised visits. brothers-in-law, drive-thru over some unauthorized meals. The mother writes:
I’m very curious about kids who eat fast food like McDonalds and KFC. They’ve had KFC, Subway, and other fast food places, but I avoid ordering from those places. When they get older, sure, I won’t be able to stop eating fast food, but when they’re so young and eat what I give them, I prefer that they don’t even know that McDonalds exists.
It turns out that when boys visit grandma, she always presents them with a car snack. Even when her mother asked her not to do it several times, the boy continued to take her to McDonald’s, which the children called a “mother’s secret meal”. After coming up with multiple “secrets,” the poster told her mother-in-law that if she wanted to see her grandchildren, she could only do it under supervision to make sure she wasn’t eating junk food.
After all, they considered this poster not to be silly, citing that the majority of the comments could teach children to keep any kind of secrets can lead to dangerous situations.
Goldilocks and the two water temperatures
Goldilocks and the two water temperatures
This post explains the classic Cold Water Boyfriend, Room Temp Water Girlfriend scenario we all know, right? In this situation, the poster (35M) likes cold water, his partner (33F) only drinks pre-cooked water at room temperature. They seemed to have invented a system that boils water and distributes water in the refrigerator and distributes it between a jug outside the refrigerator. But it seems like a tricky formula, if mixed up that causes drama.
The service company was going to do some water repairs that exploded outside, so before my partner woke up in the morning, I decided to make sure we had enough water to drink. I filled the dispenser with a pitcher, and I halved the water at room temperature in the other pitcher in half.
I went back to work and thought nothing of it. The partner wakes up and goes downstairs and is angry. It has no water at room temperature. I try to calm her down by mixing warm water with tap water to make her “room temperature” water, but it’s useless.
It will not bend. He throws the whole bottle of water I mixed into the sink and tests himself and can’t get the temperature right. At the moment she is completely angry at me for not listening to her or caring for her needs. He leaves the house shaking.
For now, Reddit users have said there isn’t enough information to make the verdict, with comments filled with room temperature water fans.
A Disney wedding gone very, very wrong
A Disney wedding gone very, very wrong
If you’re having a wedding, you’d better feed your guests, or prepare them for the anger (or at least passive attack) of family members. A couple who chose to pay for Mickey and Minnie Mouse’s wedding reception appearance learned this lesson instead of catering.
The bride (F28) went to Reddit to find out if it was her ass:
Background: My bride and I are big fans of Disney, and we travel to Disney World all year long. Disney is very important not only to us, but also to our wedding.
The problem was that we decided not to offer hospitality services / bar services at our wedding, to allocate money to the wedding, for Minnie and Mickey to make appearances on our special day. The cost of having Minnie and Mickey for a good chunk of time (30 minutes) was almost what our parents allocated for the hospitality budget, so we arranged an appearance at our first dance and our wedding photos, without serving food (even if it wasn’t). There were MANY facilities for people to eat locally …).
Below, she clarifies that one of the food choices available was vending machines, so yes, you might not expect the best gift (if any) from your aunt who is complaining about you on Facebook.
Too much soda? That will cost you
Too much soda? That will cost you
One of the most sacred relationships is between a hungry person and his delivery driver. And annoying anyone who cares about your food is probably a bad idea. But we also couldn’t have predicted that asking for too much soda would ruin this poster.
So the Papa Johns app has 2 offers where I am. You can buy 4 soft drinks of 20 oz for $ 6, or you can buy 4 soft drinks of 2 liters for $ 8.
I was ordering and I got 2 liters, it seemed like a much better offer. The driver scolded me and said never ask for only 2 sodas, never 4. It seemed pretty annoying. Why have such a good offer if I don’t have to use it !!
I even gave him a few more dollars because he had to give him extra soda. My pizza also looks … manipulated. AITAH?
That’s the whole message, short and sweet, and now we’re all afraid to order more than two fresh with our pizza delivery.
The hazards of Mom’s mystery casserole
The hazards of Mom’s mystery casserole
How far would you go to please your significant other’s mother? Would you eat a special mysterious casserole that goes against your dietary restrictions? This poster (F23) did not, and may have ruined his relationship.
The poster, although not 100% vegan, is mostly trying to eat a vegan diet and when she was invited to dinner at her boyfriend’s (M24) parents ’house, she asked for at least some kind of vegan food, as well. the shape of a side dish. What he got was a special casserole for himself, with different sides that served potatoes to everyone else. At first, he thought the pot was vegan, but, he writes, he mistakenly assumed:
She told me that it was her dish and no, it wasn’t vegan and yes, she knew it didn’t fit with my diet, but I would have to try it because it would be so much better than anything I could have. I was angry because I knew I didn’t want to eat because he was going to prepare something, so I told him I was grateful for his effort but I wouldn’t eat it but I would be happy. have some plain potatoes. He then got angry and put himself on the defensive and said he was ungrateful to me for not even trying.
On the way back, I was still confused and asked my husband and wife, but he accused me of causing a scene. She agreed that it was stupid for her mother to make the casserole, but she said that since I still eat non-vegan food from time to time, I shouldn’t make it uncomfortable. I probably would have eaten this if it had been a misunderstanding or if it had accidentally served something not entirely vegan, but it seemed to me a lack of respect to serve the dish and it was a matter of principle for me.
Do you adhere to the limits of your personal diet? Not the ass. Aren’t you friendly when your girlfriend is uncomfortable? Ass.
Blame it on the dog
When you’re really eager for something, waiting for a delicious day after a hard day, and knowing that someone else took that special snack, there’s hell to pay for it. When is that “someone else” your husband’s dog? Go to Reddit and see if you’re asshole.
“DAD for leaving a hotel and giving my dog a bite to eat?” the poster asks on the subject line how the pepperoni sticks continue to write their favorite snack, and not even cheap ones. The poster operates in the hospital’s emergency room more than 60 hours a week and is currently using a crutch to move and after a hard day, wants to bite a piece of meat for $ 18.
Well, I took a couple of slices 2 days ago and about 6 months ago he got his dog begging and kicking in my heels and I said “Absolutely not, this is just my bite” and so I left. But the next night (yesterday) I got home and went to pick peppers and my husband was sitting at the table cutting the rest of my peppers into a plate, bending over and feeding them to his dog (he hates pepper, so he didn’t even eat it). I wonder why the hell he gives the dog my snacks and said “it’s not a big deal, we can get another one”. It supposedly shocked me and I left and went to a hotel room and basically cried for the night. I know it sounds silly, but he knows I’m not going to share that snack with his dog, so he did it on my back. He says that I am behaving childishly in front of food and that I am angry only because I don’t like the dog and I don’t want to have anything of my own. FATHER?
Take it here: the dogs have candy they like, which will be fine; never stand between your partner and their special peperoni sticks.
